Don’t Shoot the Puppy

I was just surfin around today,and came across another very,addictive game! DON’T SHOOT THE PUPPY!Highly realistic and good animation. Must Play!

CLICK HERE TO PLAY—-> Don’t Shoot The Puppy

20 ways to say, “Your fly(post box) is open”

Well,here’s how to mock someone when their fly’s open:

20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You’ve got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13) Paging Mr. Johnson… Paging Mr. Johnson…
12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini me is making a break for the escape pod.
8 )Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You’ve got your fly set for “Monica” instead of “Hillary.”
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction…
3) You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I’m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
And The Number One Way To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped…
1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.

CHEERS!

You think Hey Delilah was deep? See how deep this is!

Learn Thierry Henry’s best trick ever!

A football tutorial never looked easier than this. Learn how to perform the best trick ever used by Thierry Henry- The backheel flick. Watch this video and go show off your skills:

Plants vs Zombies:Addictive Gaming!

Gaming keeps getting weirder everyday!

Get ready to soil your plants! A mob of fun-loving zombies are invading your home, and your only defense is your arsenal of 49 zombie-zapping plants. Use peashooters, wall-nuts, cherry bombs and more to slow down, confuse, weaken and mulchify 26 types of zombies before they can reach your front door. As you battle the fun-dead, obstacles like a setting sun, creeping fog and a swimming pool add to the challenge. And with five game modes to dig into, the fun never dies!

DOWNLOAD IT HERE—> Plants vs Zombies

See if you’re a geek.

Yeah,you’re probably accused of being a geek very very frequently. I found this list that tells if you are in fact,a geek.

You’re a geek,if:

• You have serious debates about who would win in a fight between Batman and Superman. Mostly with yourself.
• When having said debates,you give an impassioned argument as to why the use of Red Kryptonite would actually be beneficial to Superman.
• When someone messes with ur music collection, you’ll break their fingers.
• You wish you were a vampire slayer.
• You’re not the type of hip hop fan who listens to 50 Cent (ugh).If you’re the type of hip hop fan who will tell you the entire history of hip hop, listens to artists nobody else has ever heard of and can break down album by album.
• If Watchmen sucks, and you’re going to kill someone. Or at least complain loudly.
• You think quantum physics is exciting. Even if you don’t understand it.
• You read this post even if you believed vastly that you were’nt a geek.
  

How women get away with Farting!

Well..the title says it all! Watch it here!

The truth behind the George Bush shoe-attack

Over 5 months after a shoe was hurled at former President George Bush,Nicholas Cage walked out of a local bar and claimed that it was in fact him who had thrown the shoe,disguised as an Iraqi reporter.After hiding in a nearby dumpster for 2 minutes and realizing that the only person who reacted had spastic limbs,Cage headed back in whilst singing “Jingle hell,all the way down there”.

When Bush was informed,he was holidaying in Zambia with someone who he claims to be his new BFF- Pointemus Pineapple.When asked about his next move,Bush claimed that he has given up all evil and is striving for peace.He said,”A peace is of the nature of a conquest; for then both parties nobly are subdued, and neither party loser. HEY POINTY,ur a cheat!”.Cage could not be further pursued,as he was found cozying up with a tie and

GET OFF MY TIE!!!

disturbin him was the last thing someone would do,given his reaction.Global expert Kristian Pjewbialka says that this revelation by Cage is going to have hazardous effects on the Iraqi economy,although he fails to reveal why or how.Barack Obama said he was proud of Cage’s honesty and his views about him had now “changed”.

Here’s a clip of the attack- Shoe-d

[Notice Cage's drunken behavior]