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Archive for June, 2009

Now that Michael Jackson is gone..

Posted by ..| That Guy |.. on June 26, 2009

So the “King of Pop” has passed away.The Internet is overflowing with articles related to him. And one of the main topics of discussion was- How come the media and everyone else who used to dig his every move,suddenly gain all that sympathy for him?

HYPOCRISY. The word has popped up more often than you can imagine.But here’s what I have to say. Don’t get me wrong,but human intellegence isn’t particularly on the higher side, but it’s very obvious that most people can hold two thoughts in their head simultaneously.

Those two thoughts being:

1. Michael Jackson was a creepy, surgery-addicted popstar with a possible attraction towards children,who let his grasp on fame slip away and ruin his entire life

and

2. Michael Jackson is one of the best musicians of all time.

No one ever forgot anything, and no one suddenly remembered anything. Both those statements are very true  and in light of his death, one is suddenly much more prominent than the other. Here’s something i read related to this post: Everyone only focused on how weird Michael Jackson was, while I only remembered him for his music. Shame on you latecomers to the MJ train!”


GO TO THE FANS.THEY’LL TELL YOU.

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Love the Mac Style?But Stuck with Windows?

Posted by Flazer on June 21, 2009

Note: If you use XP and want Vista,look at the bottom of this post for a turnover link.

Many of you out there might love the Mac for its style, stability and for what not.

Well if you ever wondered if there was a dock(the taskbar like thing in Mac, which nice little objects which bulge when you hover your mouse over them)in Windows, The answer is yes. If you love the dock that much heres a software i recommend (excuse me if my spelling is wrong).

RK Launcher

This is the name of the program. Heres a screenshot as to how it looks

If you want this software just click the picture… hope all of you like it!

P.S:- If you’re stuck with XP,and want Vista,click here—>  XP to Vista

Until we meet in the mustard of the hotdogg again this is ,
Flazer

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Yea right, like you actually saw this coming

Posted by Flazer on June 21, 2009

One of the most anticipated movies(meant to be suspensive) of the century and the trailers have been released years ago(awkwardness!!), however there wont be any movie like this unless you make one yourself(sigh). Anyway right now here’s a trailer that many of you might hav seen and many of you might not have seen. This the the trailer of a movie that was based on a legendary game, that actually came free with windows..The name of the game and the movie is MINESWEEPER..

Hope everyone laughs the shit out of them(not meant to be disgusting, but just an expression)!!

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15 Reasons, Why you should not buy a PC with Windows!!!

Posted by Flazer on June 17, 2009

Truth is stranger than fiction. The reason why the PC is still sucessful is still a big mystery. The Mac is better in many aspects including stability, protection from viruses and for those who didnt know the MAC actually runs GAMES!!! now NFS, Sims and bla bla bla have been released on the Mac platform.

Here is another damn good reason to buy a MAC u can run WINDOWS ON IT!!YES THE WINDOWS OS FROM MICROSOFT!!!

If that isnt enough for u to get convinced ur a hypocrite

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Kenny VS Cartman

Posted by ..| That Guy |.. on June 14, 2009

Kenny’s had enough of Cartman ripping on him for being poor. Now, he wants revenge.


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Berbatov moves to Sevilla..United sign Robinho!

Posted by ..| That Guy |.. on June 9, 2009

goofy cartoon face smile

Nah that’s not true..i’m just messing with you! :-P

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Dhoni does it again..and wins

Posted by ..| That Guy |.. on June 7, 2009

Another victory of the comfortable sorts,for India.Another victory for India’s “best captain ever”.

Often in the past,there have been players[read,"player"] who’ve been criticized on a regular basis for being too “selfish”,too “one-dimensional” and of course,the Indian media and population’s favourite phrase,too “SLOW”.In this context,crops up a question atleast 40% of the nation’s cricketers would love to ask- Where have Dhoni’s hitting abilities headed off to?

Walking in at no.3 when the conditions are heavily in favour of the batsmen,has become an absolute necessity in Dhoni’s head;or so it seems.We saw it in the IPL,we saw it in the warm-up games and again last night against Bangladesh.Much to the annoyance of anyone who’s watching,he replicated his typical no.3 innings..slowing things down.Mahendra-Singh-Dhoni

It is ironical that the media has nothing to say.Well,of course,they are spending time praising his “smart captaincy” and his “good bowling  changes” .Not to mention,his “ability to stay cool” under pressure.However good his captaincy and luck may portray him,it can’t be denied that had he batted for beyond the 16th over,India would have sure shot finished with not more than 160 on a Trent Bridge wicket where 180 is deemed a par score.

What adds to the fury is the fact that India’s most successful batsman over the past few months,Suresh Raina had his spot taken at the expense of an oversmart decision of trying to get in a left hand-right hand combo.What’s more,both Dhoni and Gambhir didn’t take a single risk during their partnership after a brilliant start provided by Rohit Sharma.Talk about momentum!

Dhoni’s strike-rate in International T20′s is a mere 105 runs per 100 balls.But that doesn’t matter to India does it? With his brand image and popularity,he could well get away with killing young careers..oh wait,he’s already gotten away with that.

Dhoni’s luck seems perpetual and whatever it may be,atleast India is pulling off victories. But i say this,at the risk of sounding like a sadist,that no matter what he has done in the past,or how much popularity commands, Dhoni needs to learn a lesson..one of actually being a team man.

[P.S:- If you have a problem with reading the truth about Dhoni,you have the option of leaving.]


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Rajnikanth..IN WORDS

Posted by ..| That Guy |.. on June 5, 2009

There was this interesting “Rajnikanth” theme going on today.This is my contribution:

  • Rajnikanth doesn’t need a gun because he can reach the enemy faster
  • Rajnikanth won the Jaipur marathon. He started in rajini_super_starThiruvananthapuram.
  • Rajnikanth was delivered via C-Section. He performed it himself
  • Rajnikanth pops bubble wrap with his gun
  • Rajnikanth is not above the Law. He is the Law
  • When Rajnikanth wants ice, he makes it hail
  • Baby Rajnikanth didn’t eat mashed foods. He crushed his own apples
  • Rajnikanth never used braces. He straightened his teeth with his tongue
  • Rajnikanth uses a lawn mower to shave
  • Rajnikanth will tell you if the oven is hot enough by touching it
  • Rajnikanth doesn’t like to handle diamonds because he keeps accidentally crushing them
  • Rajnikanth can impregnate a woman on a long distance phone call :-P
  • When Rajnikanth wants a mobile phone, he carries around a cell tower
  • Rajnikanth doesn’t need a gun because he can throw the bullets faster
  • Snake bite is a common cause of death near Rajnikanth’ house. He bites a lot of snakes
  • * When Rajnikanth walks into a bar and says “The usual”, bartender shoots a bunch of people

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